Hi!

If you're here, that means you braved the possibility of a Rickroll just to read this message. How nice! Welcome to my website, created and maintained by staff (me). It's not much, and it will continue to be not much, probably forever. We've got a collection of some of my favorite humor pieces, links to my social media, and a link to better places online for all the creative stuff. This site shouldn't have much besides that, but I'll notify you in person if anything changes. In the meantime, thanks for visiting! Also, no, I can't respond to all my fan mail. It sets a bad precedent. 

I'm looking forward to having a website, just as my ancestors intended. I've really made it in life now, haven't I?

Best,

Benito

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